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Not a bad idea....

Ok i just wanted to let everyone know that this was just for fun, i will give away free pre ordered games coming up in the near future so you will be able to not only get the game at midnight but you will get some pre order bonuses. I would just like to thank everyone that participated and would like to say the rule of just 1 joke was probably a bad idea because most people posted more than one so... Yeah anyways i will reconsider that and allow it, but next time i will make sure to do something different. Alrighty so I appologize i did not update this sooner but i had work at 11:30 my time till 4:00 AM so i appologize for that, but anyways WINNERS! Hmmmm bum bum bum bummmmm 1st Made the perfect amount of racism and sounds like that would happen. It was also clever. 2nd I would just like to say, i love blonde jokes. These made me laugh. Racist jokes, do not read if you're not amused by these kind of jokes: A lengthy joke:

It is already playable if you guys did not know.

Hey guys, I do not know if you guys are into cars and speakers and shit like that but if you are post some stuff on what you got and any recommendations, because I'm about to drop $1k into my car and it's system. I currently have a 2010 Ford Focus and it has an Alpine CDEW235BT radio with a 10 inch factory sub woofer. Any changes will be updated in here with pics;)

Like a few of my ex girlfriends am I right?!?!?

Ok how could I not participate in my own competition. Q:How do you know when a blonde has been in your refigerator? A:There's lipstick on your cucumber. Q:How do you find a blonde's boyfriend? A:Match the belt buckle imprint on her forehead. I am half Mexican so this is ok. Q:Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? A: Because he couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

I can honestly say Ramsy I think you and I are the one who had the up and down relationship. Well you better keep in touch, also I'm going to miss you!

I feel like it would be hard still if you could buy all your perks back.

Indy I love how you go for where I'm at haha!

Hell idc im just doing this for fun. Look ones up! It's just for fun!

I play Wizard every game and I spend like 3k points which is 6 roll the dice and got 5 nothing and an asap i think it should be changed....

So I decided to do something just for fun. Whoever tells me the best joke this week (ending saturday 11:59 PM) will win a prize. I will be picking a 1st and 2nd place Rules: you can only post 1 joke, can be dirty or clean. Prizes 1st place: Choice of MVP or any game on steam up to $30 2nd place: Choice of VIP or any game on steam up to $15 note: I didn't think this one through, literally just thought id give some people some stuff so have fun! Also if you want to give the MVP/VIP or any of the games you wish to get for a friend just let me know it's all good. Also willing to buy games up to the amount you win. WINNERS you have 4 days to get back in contact with me to get your winnings, when you get in contact with me you have exactly 24 hours to spend your money or tell me what you want. Disqualification could happen!

Oh, summer? I graduated so this is LYFE now! Joining Air Force, I'm getting married soon (already engaged). Working until i join, thats about it besides camping, ZAM, charity runs, parties, and can't forget going to the lakes! Hope you guys have as much fun as possible!

Well maybe something along the lines of taking 500 points from every survivor? Or everyone gets 500points besides the user.