Myst2

1.First joke A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back." "That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner." 2. Second joke Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley .” The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley.” The mortician asked, “How can you tell?” Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.” “What! He had two ass-holes?” asked the mortician. “Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, there's Stanley with them two ass-holes.” 3. Proft On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?

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Did you delete your clan Griggs? Because it doesn't exist.

I was just wondering if you guys were sniper oriented or what. I can't really play with you due to ping. EDIT: btw, you should check out the jump-scout server on community servers.

How is this going to work? Are you guys launching a CS competitive team?

He is a really smart guy and I want to believe him. Obama won a nobel peace prize from promises. Stay skeptical indy :< anyone can point fingers and/or brag about all the things they will do. I am not that knowledgeable of politics, but I can google. 10/10 would trust. Why does he even bother denying this shit? Would it kill him to say "My view has changed"? Instead he just denies responsibility like a child politician. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/rand-paul-we-should-end-all-foreign-aid-to-countries-including-israel/ http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2014/08/04/rand-paul-argues-that-he-never-proposed-ending-foreign-aid-to-israel/ EDIT: I do like a lot of things he says though. He has been against the war on drugs for quite some time.

Classics has 205 subs. Not sure what it has to do with the hints though.

area code of 205 is in alabama. The only state at 50 degrees in the picture is in wyoming Indys skype says he is from taiwan. Taiwan has a 205th arsenal. it's 1:30, fuck you indy, you robbed me of sleep.

I don't feel like i can trust someone that puts their icons on the right side of their screen.

Why is this post so short? EDIT: Didn't see the the hyper link (still though)

Aren't you a badass

Added a quick ez spot on jungle Coordinates: http://pastebin.com/kuaHsqyR

Fx'd

I see that a couple other people made jungle. I spent like 20 60 minutes on this but it turned out alright. Coordinates: http://pastebin.com/BM6ZMMTp