Bluebird Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 I know i know.. Rules said 1 joke but migth as well put an other one just for fun? :p, it could be fun to have a topic about this just people saying the best jokes..What does a chinese couple name their black baby?Sum thin wong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsy Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 How do you know you were robbed by an Asian? - When you get home, your homework is done, your house is cleaned and your PC has been upgraded. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zalipolo Posted June 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Ok how could I not participate in my own competition.Q:How do you know when a blonde has been in your refigerator?A:There's lipstick on your cucumber.Q:How do you find a blonde's boyfriend?A:Match the belt buckle imprint on her forehead.I am half Mexican so this is ok.Q:Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?A: Because he couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zalipolo Posted June 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 whats the diffrence between man and woman? man have the same dick beetween his leegs everytime xd Like a few of my ex girlfriends am I right?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHITELIGHTNING Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 (edited) What can a park bench so that a black man can't?The park bench supports a family of four. Edited June 7, 2015 by WHITELIGHTNING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudda_fragger Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Patriot Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 This is a joke that a friend of mine told me about 6 years ago. “Number 10 can”Ok so this sick guy goes to the doctor because he is sick. Tom tells the doctor lablabla he is sick. So the Doctor asks the nurse “Nurse get me the number 10 can”What the poor sick Tom didn’t know was the “number 10 can” had SHIT in it! So his medicine was SHIT.A few weeks later, Tom goes back to the doctor complaining that he is sick. Once again doctor says “Nurse bring me the number 10 can”Tom’s response: NO NO! Oh doctor, PLS IM FINE! IM NOT SICK! I WAS LYINGL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudda_fragger Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 This is a joke that a friend of mine told me about 6 years ago. “Number 10 can”Ok so this sick guy goes to the doctor because he is sick. Tom tells the doctor lablabla he is sick. So the Doctor asks the nurse “Nurse get me the number 10 can”What the poor sick Tom didn’t know was the “number 10 can” had SHIT in it! So his medicine was SHIT.A few weeks later, Tom goes back to the doctor complaining that he is sick. Once again doctor says “Nurse bring me the number 10 can”Tom’s response: NO NO! Oh doctor, PLS IM FINE! IM NOT SICK! I WAS LYINGL!!Wh0t :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zalipolo Posted June 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Ok i just wanted to let everyone know that this was just for fun, i will give away free pre ordered games coming up in the near future so you will be able to not only get the game at midnight but you will get some pre order bonuses. I would just like to thank everyone that participated and would like to say the rule of just 1 joke was probably a bad idea because most people posted more than one so... Yeah anyways i will reconsider that and allow it, but next time i will make sure to do something different. Alrighty so I appologize i did not update this sooner but i had work at 11:30 my time till 4:00 AM so i appologize for that, but anyways WINNERS! Hmmmm bum bum bum bummmmm 1st Made the perfect amount of racism and sounds like that would happen. It was also clever. I know i know.. Rules said 1 joke but migth as well put an other one just for fun? :P, it could be fun to have a topic about this just people saying the best jokes..What does a chinese couple name their black baby?Sum thin wong 2nd I would just like to say, i love blonde jokes. These made me laugh. Random short jokes:Why do Java programmers wear glasses? - Because they can't C# Why does a blonde chick put milk in her underwear? - To feed her pussy. Blonde chick goes to the pharmacy: - "Excuse me, do you have a pregnancy test?" - "Of course." - "Are the questions hard though?" Why does a blonde chick keep her computer on the floor? - So that the system doesn't crash. What is common to a blonde chick and a hen? - They both usually sit on balls. Racist jokes, do not read if you're not amused by these kind of jokes:What's the connection between a black man and a tree? - A rope. What does a black man have, but is white? - An owner. Why do white people shop at black people's yard sales? - To get their stuff back. What did God say when he made the first black man? - "Damn, this one's burnt." Why are Aspirins white? - Because they work. A lengthy joke:A young man enters a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist: - "Excuse me, can I buy a condom? My girlfriend invited me over for dinner tonight, and I think she's expecting something special from me."The pharmacist then hands him a condom.As he is about to leave, he turns around, and goes: - Actually, give me one more. Her sister always teases me, and she's pretty cute too, I think she might be expecting a little something too."He then hands him another condom.As he is about to leave, he goes: - As a matter of fact, give me one more. Their mom is pretty good-looking woman, and she's the one that invited me over for dinner, sooo, you never know..."The young man then pays for the condoms and walks out of the pharmacy. During dinner time, the young man was sitting alongside his girlfriend, and the sister and mother were sitting accross them.Then, the father approaches the table.The family begins to pray. - "Dear Lord, thank You for blessing this table..." 10 minutes later, the young man is still praying.Everyone was looking surprised, especially the girlfriend.She leans in and whispers in his ear: - "Wow, I didn't know you were so religious!"And he goes: - "Yah, well, I didn't know that your father was a pharmacist!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 YAAAASS thank you ^^ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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