Elmo

I am over :< i cry everytime but I can't see my post count on my phone which is when I browse the forums, protecting fotham. ANYWAYS... I guess I've never really formally introduced myself, and to me, making it to 420 posts is more of a milestone then 500 or 1000. So advanced warning, this may be a long topic, and if you don't like reading, bye. (After typing it out, it's a long fucking rant, prepare your anus) So where do I start, My in-game name is Elmo, so I guess that's all. Kidding aside, my real name is Adam, and I am 16, born May 17th 1998. My parents were divorced when i was 4, although I see them both, I rarely get to see my dad anymore and was raised mostly by my mom. I was an active kid, played all the sports every other kid in the class did, then come grade 4 I was somewhat outcast because I was different... it seemed weird that just because my parents are divorced that everyone had to take it to a certain level, for some reason having 2 sets of parents were not regular even though i thought it was the shit because 2 christmas' but it wasn't all the glory it was made to be. So I had to be my own person, and from that point on, I ate more frequently, and gained some weight, which ended up out casting me more, which made me slowly lose friends. Even though I was overweight, I still played sports as well as the next kid, and in some cases even better. That ended up making me a threat, and after grade 5 ended, my only friend moved. Grade 6 started, and I was alone, but it never felt like it, i played sports with everyone, but it was everyone's constant need to exclude me which made me feel alone, and to be fair it wasn't really excluding, what would happen is if I wanted to play, it'd be an elimination game and I'd always be the target to be the first out. Eventually i gave up on trying to play these stupid elimination games, so I just started doodling or whatever during recess. People would call me stupid retarded names, I think the one that hurt the most was attention whore, but that never really bugged me till later in the story. I ended up liking this girl, and i was able to get her MSN account (cuz that was the shit yknow) and we chatted a lot on there, but she felt the need to keep her distance when we were at school, and I couldn't blame her a lot. Eventually i started opening up to her... and that ended horridly when she thought it was cool to share stories with everyone at school. At that moment I never really trusted anyone anymore, and to this day i still don't share a lot with anyone. But there I was, crawling my way through school. But one day I heard of these kids playing this cool game called "Call of duty" and, well, peer pressure was the influence of me to get this game... to play with everyone else at school... to fit in. But there lied my problem, everyone who had this game, had it for either an xbox or a ps3, of which I had neither. So the problem solver i was, i bought the game for PC and i played that for a long time, till I understood what the game was, and then i continued to talk to other people about it. But my constant talk about this game led everyone to stop playing this game and call me an addict. So I put the game down for a while. Come grade 8, me still being the lonely overweight kid. I don't know about you guys but for my school we have a graduation trip, and we had a 4 day 3 night trip to Ottawa Ontario. This trip was the birth of my Depression, it occurred the week of my birthday, so I was afraid of being with my classmates and being alone on my birthday. So come the trip day, I packed my stuff, and then i also packed a happy birthday card to myself, in-case no one else cared to wish me a happy birthday. My mother had also told the staff that went with us when my birthday was. So come my birthday, I wake up, and then i get a call from my grandmother, wishing me a happy birthday, after the call ended, one kid who stayed in the same room, asked who i was, and i told him, it was my grandmother, wishing me a happy birthday, and instead of a birthday wish from him, i got an "Oh". Basically, i knew that the day wasn't going to go well. Come dinner time, we've done our daily tourism and such and i still haven't gotten a birthday wish. So we're at the restaurant, and our principle and teachers got the restaurant staff to sing happy birthday for me. They had me stand up on a chair, and the restaurant staff started to sing happy birthday for me, and as I am standing there, nobody else is singing with them, I look around, and everyone is looking at me weirdly... and then i hear in the background "It's not his birthday, he's doing this for attention" and that just broke me, there was a dance after the dinner, I just sat to the side, it wasn't a fun trip. And after this trip, i broke out the ol' black ops, which i soon met my bffl Alpha. And we had a lot of fun playing the mod that shall not be named. Come grade 9, and I have high expectations. It started off slow, i ended up eating outside my class for lunch, until another kid started eating there too, we started talking and he brought his friends to this little cool hideaway. I started gaining a little bit of confidence in myself, so I met this girl, and this girl made my experience a whole lot better, she would come to our little lunch hideaway everyday, and say hi to me give me a hug, ask me how it's going and all the stuff i'd like to hear. I started distancing myself from her, and she started dating this other guy, which made me really sad again, because this girl, she made me happy. So i started playin video games a lot more often, as an escape from reality, i could be who i wanted to be, not a shlump who has little friends. My final ruling on highschool was that it was great, i could of done better for myself.\ Next was Grade 10, started off like grade 9, had my classes, there were all the cliques in the classes, nothing new. But in my computer tech class I heard of kids talking about minecraft, so I started talking with them, we ended up starting up a minecraft server, and that lasted for quite a while, and i was kind of brought into their group, they were the kind of kids that you shouldn't really follow what they do, but they're good people... anyways, i started doing poorly in school, trying to stick with this group and it ruined my life at home, because i was always expected to do greater. Until one day i pushed myself apart from my mom, and school. After playing minecraft for a long time, I had decided to play the mod that shall not be named, but i couldn't find it, which brought me to UU. And let me tell you, I don't regret anything about finding UU, this community gave me an identity, and for the first time for a while, i was happy with how everything was, I began to respect who i am as a person, which gave me the place i wanted to be, it made me a Leader, and not a Follower, I became that kid at school, who people wanted to be around, i was the kid who walked in the center of the group. And to this day, i have more friends than kids at my elementary school. And being my own person, i felt free to perform the way i wanted in school, and my marks are great! There is my story, sorry if it took a long time to read, but i figured letting it out was better than keeping it it. As for the community: (No specific order) Indy: When i joined the server back in April, you were cool, you respected your part as an admin, but new how to comfort the newborn ZAM players which now knowing you, Doesn't seem right XP Viirus: When i talked with you for the first time, i wasn't sure what to think, you seemed good, but when i got on the teamspeak with you, i thought you were super retarded, but you've proved to be mature and make the right decisions even through your terrible jokes ^.^ Stoner: I talked with you, and I don't know why, but I felt like i was talking to myself, which is awesome! Aghchew: This guy, oh my, I don't think you ever don't know what to say, keep on keepin on. Griggzor: When i met you, i saw a European chew, but with a human side. Classixc: I still don't know if the x or the c comes first in your name, but i have the highest respect for you, because you continue to make the best of choices/decisions when it comes to leadership. Kevin: My bae, you seemed like the father that i dreamed of having. I was completely wrong :P MyXa: You seemed like an arrogant douchebag the first time i was able to communicate with you, but that has changed, as we both have come to respect one another. These are my first thoughts, they've changed over the course of knowing you.

Do you wanna make a snowman?

There are multiple forklifts, which is your preference ?

WTF!?

Insert no face

There's no such thing as a "gaming laptop". I could take pebbles and rocks off the side of the curb and make a better computer than any laptop out there. kthxbye

How can you not love Kevin <3

It's because people take the time to make an account and then make a thread expressing their sorrow. Then they have to go through the guilt stage where everyone can see what they did and how wrong they were, kind of like seeing someone getting executed.

You said run any game, for 400£ I don't see that happening.

If I'm not mistake all people who used the console commands at the time of that outbreak were given permanent bans. And they're not called permanent for nothing. Edit: found the thread http://undeaduprising.net/new/index.php?/topic/3317-these-new-hack-commands/#entry17763

Hell oh

A horse... For obvious reasons.

I think that his previous reputation is more involved with his down votes than his actual ideas...

Indeed swmt is ridiculously good but never say never.

Laptop? That's your problem.

Oh, originally I had a paragraph typed out but then I was like nah, so I erased back to "you're" and started over again from there, so it was correct at first but I didn't change it when I decided to type out something different. And no I am not murican

4 Fps? Is your potato getting mouldy?

Yea Viirus, your replies are so hefty it gets aggrivating by the 420th reply to a quote.

Because that's what Viirus does

I'm Elmo, nice to meet you Sorry.

JOKES ON YOU, hehe If anyone did some detective research, they'd see that i was lying about it being white, sorry, none of you have been accept to sherlock holmes detective camp for the special needy. Anyhore legitimately my setup is: CPU: AMD FX-4130 Quad-Core 3.80 GHz GPU: Sapphire Radeon R9 270x 4gbs Motherboard: Asus M5A97 R2.0 Ram: kingston HyperBlu 8gbs Power Supply: Corsair CX600M HDD: some shitty Western digital crapola 1tb Mouse: Madcatz R.A.T. 7 Keyboard: Razer BlackWidow Headset: Sennheiser PC 320 G4ME

Did I mention mines white?

my house is a wonderful attraction, home to my dick, the most Favorited ride in Canada.

My basement. Why no one go to canada :( Mexico, Murcia, Cuba. That's it.